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how to deal with a mouse that is obnoxious and sneaky
first, discover that a mouse has gained entry to the under the sink cabinet.
second, realize that mouse has been using under the sink cabinet as its own personal POOP PALACE.
third, clean out nastiness. the under the sink cabinet is NOT a bathroom.
fourth, stuff all possible holes with steel wool.
DONE.
Tweet 48 noteshow to walk a dog
first identify a willing, or mostly willing subject.
second, put a leash on subject.
third, take subject outside. head for trashbags, chicken bones and day old vomit. wait patiently as subject sniffs.
fourth, pee on a plastic bag.
fifth, sniff pee on plastic bag.
sixth, run away from the dead rat before subject tries to eat it.
seventh, poop.
eighth, repeat step number five but for poop.
ninth, go back inside and cuddle.
DONE!
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