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how to make a dinner of chips look classy
first, locate mostly empty bag of chips.
Note: if bag of chips is not a yuppie brand might as well give up now, because ain’t no way to make crushed lays look classy.
second, dump bag into a bowl.
third, place bowl of chips on top of an open New Yorker.
DONE!
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first, makes sure that it’s overflowing. good recyclers don’t waste anything, especially energy.
second, sort out the paper and plastic/glass and the unidentifiables.
third, put the paper and glass/plastic by the door to go out when you leave. put the unidentifiables in the trash (if there’s room), or back in the paper bin for next time.
DONE!
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