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how to feed the hermit crabs (chores tropical edition)
first, call the hermit crabs. wait for them to come down from the hills.
second, share some junk food with them.
third, yell that this is the last handout their lazy asses are going to get if they dont quit fighting.
DONE!
Tweet 0 noteshow to make friends with the locals (chores tropical edition)
first, locate a new friend.
second, say hello.
third, if new friend is shy, offer to buy them a drink. it helps people come out of their shells.
fourth, tell new friend that the invitation for a drink wasn’t meant in that way. ew.
fifth, put new friend back.
DONE!
Tweet 0 noteshow to snorkel (chores tropical edition)
first, get some snorkel gear and go to a tropical beach.
second, put flippers on.
third, put the nasty mask on.
fourth, get in the water and look at crap.
note: to do it right, dont move too much, like a dead body or beached whale.
DONE!
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