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how to change change clock batteries
first, discover that the clock might need its batteries changed.
second, flip it over, open the battery case and attempt to remove battery.
third, employ random stick items to get battery out.
fourth, test random batteries (why wouldn’t one that expired in 2009 work??). repeat stick/fork/knife method to remove ones from 2009 that don’t work.
fifth, once a functional battery is found, adjust time to correct time.
NOTE: if you’re always late set clock 5-10 minutes fast. it works surprisingly well when you’re only half awake in the am.
DONE!
Tweet 66 noteshow to retrieve an item from behind the couch
first, locate object that is now behind couch that does not belong there.
second, locate a long object that can reach object behind couch.
third, discover that long object is stuck.
fourth, realize that its not that hard to pull couch from wall. stick arm down.
fifth, shake dust off.
DONE!
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