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how to change change clock batteries
first, discover that the clock might need its batteries changed.
second, flip it over, open the battery case and attempt to remove battery.
third, employ random stick items to get battery out.
fourth, test random batteries (why wouldn’t one that expired in 2009 work??). repeat stick/fork/knife method to remove ones from 2009 that don’t work.
fifth, once a functional battery is found, adjust time to correct time.
NOTE: if you’re always late set clock 5-10 minutes fast. it works surprisingly well when you’re only half awake in the am.
DONE!
Tweet 66 noteshow to get information from a floppy disk in 2010+
first, have guys at local tech shop quote upwards of 100 bucks to transfer info. from 10 floppys to a usable device.
second, locate a computer with a floppy disk drive. hint: try old people.
third, turn computer on. set up materials.
fourth, insert floppy into to floppy disk drive.
fifth, when weird noises have stopped, transfer files from floppy to something normal like a thumb drive. repeat as necessary.
DONE!
Tweet 0 noteshow to store a gun*
first, steal gun from 1950’s cowboy movie.
second, put gun in oven.
third, order dinner.
DONE!
*basic chores does not condone gun ownership and does not recommend actually storing guns in the oven, even if you are 80 and a grandmother.
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