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how to fix a broken pinky toe with tape
first, identify which pinky toe is broken. it will be the bruised overcooked hotdog looking one. also, it will hurt. excessively.
second, break out the medical tape that you have lying around from the last time you injured yourself.
third, introduce fourth toe to its new disabled roommate, pinky. describe tape as a “special treat” for the two new buddies.
Note: wrap them up loosely otherwise a fight may break out.
Note: repeat daily for six to eight weeks or until pinky toe is removed. whichever comes first.
DONE!
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