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how to repair a broken mug
first, accidentally break a mug. collect all the pieces. apologize to owner unless it was owners own damn fault.
second, break out the epoxy. locate a mixing stick/ear wax cleaner. now is a good time figure out what order the pieces go in. epoxy dries fast.
third, mix epoxy on the non directions side of cardboard. guessing how long it has to mix (1 minute? 30 seconds?) makes it more exciting. enjoy the nice stinky feet smell.
fourth, get gluing!!!!!!!!! pro tip: try to not glue parts to self or counter or backwards. in that order.
fifth, inspect work. all parts should connect. there should be visible glue so recipient of said repaired mug will never forget how nice you were to glue each of the FOUR break points. pro tip: as the epoxy becomes hard, wish you had finished faster so that you could have used extra epoxy to glue random stuff to other random stuff lying around. sigh.
sixth, wait a few hours. test/admire work.
DONE!
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