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how to make valentines day cards, 2011 style, pt 1
first, because this is 2011, use ipad and other wireless technology fancy devices to compile a list of people to send valentines to. when list hits 20 people employ favorite swear word. that is a lot of heart cutting.
second, use technology to draw heart for base of card on ipad.
note: chuckle to superior-2011-self at how pathetic valentines making was in 2010 sans technology.
third, go print hearts and buy glue. don’t hold back.
fourth, get cutting. cut out those hearts like a grave robber on a tight deadline.
fifth, get gluing!!
sixth, after two hours of painstaking gluing work check to see if hearts are dry. discover that yellow glue stick has not worked in a glue-like manner. consider possibility that non stick-ness is half due to the glossy ‘high tech’ printed heart. employ favorite swear word several times.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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