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how to defrost a freezer without turning it off
first, determine if freezer has a “frost issue.”
second, if answer is yes or yup, locate a fork. excavate food that is frozen in. use both ends where necessary.
keep hacking at ice until most of it is looks like a rough approximation of snow.
third, put on lined orange lobersterman’s glove and scoop snow out of freezer and into a bucket.
fourth, admire stellar work. put food that isn’t really food but is actually compost that will totally be brought to that stand at the union square farmers market sometime in the next year or two back into the freezer.
fifth, look down at puddles forming on floor from ice hacking spray. check to make sure no one is looking. walk away, because one chore a day is plenty.
DONE!
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