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how to make new friends, pt II
continued from how to make new friends, pt1
fifth, keep trying.

sixth, there is always bribery.

seventh, initial success!

eighth, remember to keep your freak flag under-wraps at first. don’t want to scare new friend away.

nine, reminisce with no-longer-that-new friend about how you were once desperate to be friends! ha! (secretly wonder what you were thinking.)

DONE!