February 2012
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how to make a loud keyboard quiet
first, threaten typer*** and loud keyboard* with forcible ejection out of the nearest window.
sounds like:
second, when (if?) that proves to be a non-viable solution due to laws/permanent screens, consult internet.
third, locate alternate solution** of ”o-rings.” order immediately.
fourth, when the “o-rings” arrive not a moment too soon, create key puller with...
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how to grow paperwhites (aka how to force...
forcing bulbs to give you flowers in Jan/Feb is a fun way to mess with nature.
first, purchase the necessary items (bulbs, dirt or stones, a bowl) or receive a kit as a gift from some lovely house guests.
remember: these are NOT for eating. don’t forget to remind special helper of this.
second, ignore directions. combine dirt with water and bulbs, preferably in tub or sink....
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how to hide trash in plain sight (because your...
first, take discarded cabbage leaves and put assorted stuff that should be in the trash on top of them.
second, cover with other discarded cabbage leaves.
DONE!
for help determining when and how to take the trash out see: How to Take the Trash Out PART I and PART II from way back in 2010.