December 2010
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how to get into bed when a cat is already there...
first, assess the situation.
second, butter up the barrier.
third, start pulling.
fourth, ignore the barrier. and vice versa.
fifth, assess the damage.
sixth, get into bed.
DONE!
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how to grow sea-monkeys from 1997, pt. 2
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sixth, after waiting 5 days decide that perhaps there will be no new pet friends after all.
seventh, leave jar on desk for another week just in case.
done.
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how to grow sea-monkeys from 1997, pt. 1
first, retrieve sea-monkeys from 1997 from oblivion.
second, follow the directions for purifying the water even though it means waiting 24 to 30 HOURS. while waiting, contemplate why having fun involved sooo much waiting back in the day.
third, after 26.5 hours have passed. add new pet friends to water. read directions on packet after.
fourth, stir vigorously.
fifth, upon seeing...